So, my lovely Max --
the stray cat who has camped out on my front porch since last July --snuggled up behind me and laid down at my feet while I was watering my row of boxwoods.
I didn't see him.. and I stepped back to water at a better angle and .... CRUNCH!!!
He bit into my ankle to let me know I had him penned between my shoe and the sidewalk!!
His teeth slicing into my bone was painful! But I didn't look at my own injury until I checked out Max's injury... feeling every inch of his sweet, purring body, I felt confident he wasn't in any pain so I went inside and took a good look at my injury.

By morning I couldn't put any weight on my foot so I called the doctor and they told me to come in right away.
I was given a tetanus shot and a week's supply of antibiodics and three days later, my cat bite looked like this:

I'm feeling much better now. The two fang bites are still healing, but please, if you experience a cat bite and it swells up, please contact your doctor at once. I don't know if I had Cat Scratch Fever but I did have a serious infection. And they say it is much more common than we think it is. Now I dare you to say cat scratch fever without singing those lines.
Go ahead.
Couldja do it?I couldn't!!!!