Friday, August 4, 2006

Feed Your Wild Side

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"FEED YOUR WILD SIDE" is the slogan of Jack Link's Beef Jerky.

You must go visit their website! I believe chunks of the fury "big foot" character shown on their site was stuffed inside my bag of Beef Jerky I ate.

The nurse called me this morning.

"How are you feeling?"
"Still having problems..." I said, "Has the test results come in yet?"
"Yes, " she said. "They turned out normal."


Ok. So, I'm happy I don't have any parasites dwelling inside me, and maybe that's all they tested me for. Perhaps it never occurred to them to test me for BOTULISM.

Seeing the photos, I feel sick all over again. The expiration date on the beef jerky is Sept 2007. I just hope I don't expire before then.


Janet said...

Oh! I hope you're better now!
Your beef jerky pictures are making me feel queasy...

Doodlestreet said...

Oh man...that's just wrong. Must have been an angora cow...FURRY!

I'm glad you are feeling better...I bet you are only intersted in the vegetable and fruit sections of the store at this point, eh? Yikes!

That jerky was just....just...oh man, I don't even have words for it. You poor thing...

Rayne said...

This is horrible. Did you send the photos to the company? You should also tell them what store you bought it at just in case it was their fault. I can believe the tests came back normal, there are so many different parasites out there and it did take you awhile to get to the docs. Make sure you drink tons of bottled water and use immodium AD. The liquid kind. You can get a generic brand (Equate) at walmart that costs a lot less and works just as good. And, if you can, eat very lightly and bland. I know, I know, nag, nag, nag, but this is one of the few things I'm an expert on. Sad, isn't it?
Oh, and stay away from High fructose anything if possible. You need to let your insides heal up.