My mom leaves me the funniest phone messages sometimes. Here is one I received today:
"Shawwwnnaa Maria! Shawny! Shawwwwnnnyyy! Are you there? It's nothing important. But I was just gonna tell you.... Can you believe John Brown's body.... or whatever his name is.... is still at his house?! He died at Christmas! And they're just gonna move it some other place and it's been in his house this whole time! Man! I can't imagine! I just can't imagine such a thing!
Okay. I just wanted to share that important message to you. Okay. Talk you later. Bye!