Monday, June 5, 2006
An Unwanted House Guest
I’ve had all I can stand and I can’t stand no more
Get out of this house
Okay. If there's one thing I hate more than Oprah's 1998 movie, BELOVED, it's finding a rat in my house. But if there's one thing I hate more than a rat in the house is finding a large alligator-salamander-lizard in my living room.
My adorable little sweet Mollie brought this lovely gift to me just now from the backyard. (Or maybe she stole it from the zoo).
I have no idea what it is, but the moment I let out a blood curdling scream, it slithered quickly behind the large and heavy armoire where my TV sits in my living room.
Can someone come over and save my life?
Posted by doodlegirl at 2:55 PM